Fifty Shades of Grey – Sam Taylor-Johnson – 2015

 

Out of politeness I once allowed a man I didn’t really like to jizz on the crook of my arm. We sat in silence as it turned cold. Then I wiped it off. And yet watching Fifty Shades of Grey is the least erotic thing that’s ever happened to me.

 

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